Not because we must do it, but because we can!

A list of awesome and awkward computer science techniques and algorithms maybe created by Satan and by hidden forces work, that is not because we must do it, but because we can do it!

Assembly x86

• AsmIL - Why not? lets program in assembly 80386 for the Web!!!

BAT

• Dos on Dope - MVC with AspNet and BAT files

Brainfuck

• Hanoi Towers Solver - A Hanoi Towers solver in Brainfuck!

C

• Recursive For Loop - There is no notion in people's head.
• Recursive Macros - C Preprocessor Magic
• Macro Tricks - Because we can
• Kore - Fast framework for web APIs.

C++

• Brainfuck - Brainfuck virtual machine written in TMP (Template MetaProgramming).
• Church Numerals - Implementing Church Numerals with TMP.
• [String Obfuscation] (https://www.blackhat.com/docs/eu-14/materials/eu-14-Andrivet-C-plus-plus11-Metaprogramming-Applied-To-software-Obfuscation-wp.pdf) - Metaprogramming applied to software obfuscation
• [Binary Obfuscation] (https://www.cisuc.uc.pt/publication/showfile?fn=1357250736_metaobfv3.pdf) - Binary code obfuscation through C++ template metaprogramming

COBOL

• COBOL on Wheelchair - Micro web-framework for COBOL.

CSS

• Rule 110 - Rule 110 in (webkit) CSS, proving Turing-completeness.

Haskell

• hs-language-php - A PHP compiler/interpreter written in Haskell.

JavaScript

• Iodine GBA - A GameBoy Advance emulator written in JavaScript and HTML5. They didn't...

PHP

• Lime - Lime is a LALR(1) parser generator written in PHP.
• PhpGenerics - Here be dragons. WTF!?
• PHPPHP - A PHP VM implementation in PHP
• Rawr - Implements a lot of features to the PHP language
• ElePHPants-Love-Coffee - Zend Engine III opcodes directly into JavaScript - Why, Andrea, why?
• Yolo - The micro framework with swag.
• YAY! - A PHP preprocessor that allows anyone to augment PHP with PHP.
• PHP-GUI - Extensionless PHP Graphic User Interface library
• Quack - 🐤 A multi-paradigm programming language with gradual and duck typing that targets PHP and JS

Python

• Pyhell - An importer which enables the Python to import any Haskell module and use them like a regular python module.

Shell Script

• docker-fiboid - Recursive Fibonacci with Docker inside Docker inside Docker inside...
• dockercraft - A simple Minecraft Docker client, to visualize and manage Docker containers.

T-SQL

• Brainfuck - Brainfuck virtual machine written in T-SQL!

VBA

• webxcel - A REST backend built with plain VBA Microsoft Excel macros. Yes. Macros.