Neko

Wnix kawaii /bin/cat wike (≡^-ω-^≡) - concatenate fi-fiwes awnd pwint own the standawd output!

Neko is a very fast and lightweight implementaion of the cat utility, written in V it is almost compliant with the IEEE Std 1003.1-2008 (“POSIX.1”) specification.

Features

UwU

Neko converts input to UwU-ify'ed text!

❯ neko interjection.txt

	I'd just wike to intewject fow a moment.  What you'we wefewwing to as Linyux,
	is in fact, GNU/Linyux, ow as I'ffe wecentwy taken to cawwing it, GNU pwus Linyux.

Performance

Even though neko does a lot of checks and replacements, it still performs toe-to-toe with GNU cat

❯ time (for i in {1..10}; do neko LICENSE > /dev/null; done)
0.02s user 0.00s system 101% cpu 0.026 total

❯ time (for i in {1..10}; do cat LICENSE > /dev/null; done)
0.01s user 0.00s system 106% cpu 0.006 total

Kawamoji

some characters are replaced with kawamojies :3

U_U, >w<, O_O,...

Stutring (unimplemented)

Random stutr is added for a cuter effect

I'd ju-just like to i-in-interject for a moment...

Installation

# Clone the repo
git clone https://github.com/flinner/neko.git
# build
cd neko && v -prod .

Specification

NAME

neko (≡^-ω-^≡) -- concatenate fi-fiwes awnd pwint own the standawd output

SYNOPSIS

neko [-benst] [file..] [-(stdin)]

DESCRIPTION

The neko utility reads files sequentially, writing them to the standard output. The file operands are processed in command-line order. If file is a single dash (‘-’) or absent, neko reads from the standard input.

The Options are as follows

Option	Description
`-b`	Number the lines, but don't count blank lines.
`-e`	Print a dollar sign (‘$’) at the end of each line. Implies the -v option to display non-printing characters.
`-n`	Number the output lines, starting at 1.
`-s`	Squeeze multiple adjacent empty lines, causing the output to be single spaced.
`-t`	Print tab characters as `^I`. Implies the `-v` option to display non-printing characters.
`-u`	The output is guaranteed to be unbuffered (unimplemented)
`-v`	Displays non-printing characters so they are visible (unimplemented)

EXIT STATUS

The neko utility exits 0 on success, and >0 if an error occurs.

EXAMPLES

UwU-ify the contents of file1 to the standard output:

❯ neko file1

Sequentially print the contents of file1 and file2 to the file file3, truncating file3 if it already exists. See the manual page for your shell (e.g., sh(1)) for more information on redirection.

❯ neko file1 file2 > file3

Print the contents of file1, print data it receives from the standard input until it receives an EOF (‘^D’) character, print the contents of file2, read and output contents of the standard input again, then finally output the contents of file3.

❯ neko file1 - file2 - file3

STANDARDS

The neko utility is almost compliant with the IEEE Std 1003.1-2008 (“POSIX.1”) specification. see CAVEATS

The flags [-benstv] are extensions to that specification.

CAVEATS

Because neko UwU-ifys text, it doesn't comply with IEEE Std 1003.1-2008 (“POSIX.1”)
Because some checks require multiple characters, ex Na->Nya, neko can not be truly unbuffered, when -u is implemented, buffer will be of one line sized.
-v flag is not POSIX standard. As such, there are no plans to implement it

CREDITS

A Lot of the README.md was taken from Openbsd's cat(1) man page

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